Unicorns are perfect. There is nothing better than a unicorn. Except, maybe, two unicorns. Because then you can name one of the unicorns Hitler and the other unicorn Mussolini and then you can have 'em fight each other. To the death. Then whichever one dies you can pretend it was the evil dictator and not actually a perfect unicon and then you get to drink the unicorn blood. Except you probably shouldn't drink the unicorn blood because it tastes like lime KoolAid with a little to much sugar added plus unicorns have all sorts of nasty diseases and you don't want none of that. In conclusion, I guess my summer vacation was pretty rad.
Awesome guest post written by J. Frankenstein.
